Archive for February, 2009

Frank Needs…

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

So a friend of mine did this thing where you Google “[insert your first name] needs” (with the quotes) and share the first 10 results.  Well, here are mine (some I find very amusing):

1.  Frank needs a woman (heh heh heh)

2.  Frank needs you

3.  Frank needs help

4.  Frank needs sensitivity training (haha!)

5.  Frank needs wheels (true)

6.  Frank needs a thing on vimeo (no, I don’t)

7.  Frank needs to read more widely (maybe I do)

8.  Frank needs a boombox

9.  Frank needs to find a home

10.  Frank needs a condom (hahaha)

Check it out.  See what comes up for you.  Feel free to post them into the comments…

Beer Me

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

It is Wednesday evening (technically Thursday morning) and on Wednesday’s from 9pm-11pm I go play basketball.  And usually after the game (and after washing up) I like to have a beer….or two or three.  (yeah yeah I know, the counter-effects of beer and exercise, I’ll save for another post)

Anyway, as I was saying, there’s nothing like the feeling of exercising, taking a hot shower, then gulping down a ice-cold beer.  But, for the past few weeks, in fact, I think since New Year’s, I haven’t done this.  Why?  Because I don’t have any beer at home.  <gasp!>  I know.  I don’t know what it is.  It’s like I subconsciously weaned off beer as a New Year’s resolution.  I haven’t bought any beer (for the home) since the new year.  And it’s not like I purposely avoid buying beer when I go to the market.  I just haven’t bought any.  Very strange indeed.

This Is Why You’re Fat

Friday, February 13th, 2009

Yeah, I’m talking about you.  Sitting there in front of your computer for the past few hours, probably munching on something.  Have you even seen the daylight yet??

Okay, you’re not alone.  In fact, you’re probably better off than the majority of other Americans.  Do you doubt?  Then check out this site.  Now, I’m not condemning the items posted on the site, in fact I probably would partake in enjoying most of them.  Some look just downright delicious…c’mon, Gravy Covered Pizza or a French Fry-Encased Hot Dog On A Stick!!  How can you even think to resist a Corn Dog Pizza or even a Double Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt.  Of course, then you can finish it all off with a Sloppy Joe On A Krispy Kreme or how about a Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburger.  Awesome!

Yup, this is why you’re fat.

Double Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt

F*** My Life

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

Today, my friend sent me a forward to this site www.fmylife.com. It’s basically a “twitter”-like site where visitors can contribute to the site and recount their day-to-day life anecdotes. Some are pretty amusing. Here’s some I stumbled upon that were pretty funny:

  • “Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn’t see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn’t pick up. FML”
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  • “Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today’s lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML”
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  • “Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I’m pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who’s undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML”

Anyway, check it out if you want to kill some time and get a good guffaw. www.fmylife.com/top has a running list of popular posts. Enjoy.